Friday, December 26, 2008

Mourning Joy





What did the right soccer cleat say to the left soccer cleat?

"Between us we'll have a ball."

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Mourning Joy




Q: What did Adam say to his wife on December 24th?

A: "It's Christmas Eve."

Mourning Joy





Q: What is harder than trying to catch a train?

A: Trying to throw it!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Mourning Joy




Q: What is a train that has no wheels, no engine, and no caboose?

A: A train of thought.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mourning Joy


Q: What do you call a train with a virus?

A: A choo-choo train!